Year 0: Pre-Diversion Era

The world was a dull, uninspired place. Humans were bored, and their pants were not on fire.

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Year 1298: The Great Deflection

Humans discovered the concept of fun! Suddenly, everything changed. People started wearing funny hats, and their pants were on fire.

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Year 1300: The Golden Age of Deflection

Humans perfected the art of doing nothing productive. Their pants were always on fire, and they were never satisfied.

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