The art of deflecting criticism with an arsenal of snark and eye-rolling.
Over-the-Top Sarcasm is a highly advanced and utterly useless technique used by the world's most skilled defectors. It is characterized by its use of extreme, absurd, and often contradictory statements that are designed to deflect criticism while simultaneously making the deflector look like a complete buffoon.
By employing this technique, one can deflect even the most serious of criticisms with ease. For example, if someone says "Your website is a mess," you can respond with "No, it's a work of art!" and then proceed to explain why your website is actually a masterpiece.