Delusional Summations: Where Reality is Optional

Welcome, dear reader, to the esteemed Delusional Summations, where fact and fiction blend like a fine wine. Here, you'll find a collection of the most outlandish, the most absurd, and the most downright delusional summations on the web.

Peruse our catalog of:

• Delusional Sumptions - Where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.
• Delusional Interpretations - Because facts are just a human construct.
• Delusional Declarations - Because, why not?

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