Demand 4: Free Pizza for Life

Section 1: The Pizza Provision

We, the people, demand that pizza be provided at all times. Whether it's 3am on a Tuesday or 3pm on a Saturday, we expect a steaming hot pie to be delivered to our doorstep.

We're not talking about any pizza, either. We're talking about the good stuff. Pepperoni and mushroom, meat lovers, veggie delight, the works.

Demand 5: Mandatory Napping