Welcome to the most bureaucratic and inefficient government agency you'll ever have the displeasure of visiting. We're here to serve you, but don't expect us to do it with a smile.
We're not responsible for the paperwork, but we'll give you a nice view while you wait.
Or, you know, we could just give you a nice cup of coffee while you wait for the inevitable paperwork.
Detention Overload: Because You Asked For It