Welcome to Detention Holdings, where the concept of time is but a distant memory. Our school is renowned for its ability to suck the soul from even the most resilient of students.
Our detention system is designed to be as painful as possible, with a focus on making you wish you were anywhere else. Literally, anywhere else.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Teacher Abuse section to see for yourself.
Our teachers are trained in the art of psychological warfare. They'll make you feel like you're trapped in a never-ending nightmare, but with more homework.
But don't worry, it's all worth it for the sake of your education! (Just kidding, it's not worth it.)
Learn more about our Teacher Profiles to discover the horrors that await.
That's right, folks! Detention Holdings is more than just a school - it's a game. A game where you try to survive the never-ending cycle of boredom and despair.
Play with us and see if you can beat the system!
Or, you know, just sit in the corner and stare at the wall like everyone else.
You can find more content on our Teacher Abuse, Detention Holdings, and other subpages that we'll add later.
Detention Holdings is a school like no other. We're a place where the walls are thick, the homework is endless, and the hope is lost.
Learn more about our history and our mission statement.