Our Mission
We are the guardians of mediocrity, the champions of the status quo, and the defenders of the unremarkable.
In our cutting-edge, state-of-the-art facilities, we employ the best and brightest of the slightly better than average.
Our mission is to provide you with an experience that's slightly more enjoyable than, well, not enjoyable.
Our Services
We offer a range of services, including:
- Subpar coffee
- Uninspired decor
- Lackluster entertainment options
Subpages
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