Our Secret Formulas for Mediocrity

Warning: do not try these at home. Seriously, just don't.

The Formula for Slightly Better Than Average Pancakes:

• 1 can of mediocrity syrup (available at your local convenience store)
• 1/4 cup of regret
• 1/2 teaspoon of existential dread
• 1/4 cup of slightly-better-than-average flour
• 1 egg, beaten
• 1/4 cup of lukewarm water (not too hot, not too cold, just meh)

Instructions: Mix all ingredients in a medium bowl, add a pinch of desperation, and serve.

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