Welcome to the Department of Surreal Realities, where the lines between reality and madness blur like a badly drawn sketch on a cocktail napkin. We're a government agency tasked with dealing with the absurd, the illogical, and the downright bizarre.
Our agents are trained in the art of navigating the uncharted waters of the human experience, and our motto is "We're not just bureaucrats, we're bureaucrats with a twist of crazy."
Our mission is to maintain a delicate balance between the sane and the surreal, the rational and the ridiculous. We're not just a department, we're a state of mind.
Want to report a reality distortion? Have a question about our policies on interdimensional travel? Need to schedule an appointment with our chief surrealist? Contact us at surreal@realities.gov