Departmental Mandates

Welcome to the Ministry of Unnecessary Bureaucracy's Departmental Mandates, where the pursuit of red tape is a noble art.

Mandate #1: Mandatory Pajama Pants

Section 3, Subsection B, Sub-subsection 1 of the "Code of Unconvenient Clothing" dictates that all citizens must wear Pajama Pants at all times, except during leap years.

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Mandate #2: Compulsory Coffee Consumption

Article 7, Section 2 of the "Code of Unnecessarily Complicated Regulations" requires that all citizens consume exactly 3.14 units of caffeine per capita per hour.

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