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Section 3, Subsection B, Sub-subsection 1 of the "Code of Unconvenient Clothing" dictates that all citizens must wear Pajama Pants at all times, except during leap years.
Read more about Pajama Pants RegulationsArticle 7, Section 2 of the "Code of Unnecessarily Complicated Regulations" requires that all citizens consume exactly 3.14 units of caffeine per capita per hour.
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