Welcome to the department where we take our sweet time.
Our mission is to make you wait, to make you wait some more, and to make you question our decision to put off any further action.
Learn more about our interminable delays. Read about our department's own delays. Find out how to join our team of experts in procrastination. See our latest report on overlapping delays. Discover the art of putting things off until the last minute. Get a taste of our patented response: "We'll get right on that... eventually." Download our Annual Report on Delays.