Department Store Directory

Welcome to the most confusing department store in the world!

Here's a list of our departments, because who needs a map, anyway?

• Fashion for the Fashionably Challenged
• Electro-Whirlpooling for the Modern Homemaker
• The Kitchen Sink of Knick-Knacks

Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• The Lost Sock Department
• The Department of Random Things We Thought You Might Like