When It's Not Working: A Guide to Not Working

Congratulations, you are experiencing a severe case of not working. This could be due to various reasons such as existential dread, procrastination, or simply being a sloth.

Here are some expert tips on how to not work:

• Play video games for 12 hours straight.
• Watch cat videos on YouTube.
• Practice your "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy" face in the mirror.
• Take a 3-hour lunch break to contemplate the meaning of life.

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Disclaimer: Not working may cause irreparable harm to your social skills, relationships, and overall well-being. Use at your own risk.