Deputy Minister of Redundant Somethings
Minister of Redundant Somethings' Right-Hand Man (or Woman)
Welcome to the office of the Deputy Minister of Redundant Somethings. I'm the second-in-command to the Minister of Redundant Somethings. My main job is to be a redundancy specialist, ensuring that every policy and procedure is repeated at least three times.
My team consists of a bunch of highly skilled Redundancy Experts (REs), who spend all day writing reports that are 50 pages long, just for good measure.
I'm responsible for the following tasks:
- Ensuring that all meetings are at least two hours long.
- Writing 3-page reports for every 1-page report.
- Creating 20 different ways to say the same thing.
Want to learn more about our Redundant Something department? Click on one of the links below:
- Redundant Something Overview
- Redundant Something Bureau
- Department of Redunant Somethings Annual Report