Annual Review for the Deputy Minister of Related-But-Not-As-Important-Issues

Objective: To provide a thorough examination of your performance in the department of "Related-But-Not-As-Important-Issues" for the fiscal year 2022

This year has been a wild ride, folks! Let's take a look at some of the highlights:

• Successfully implemented the "Taco Tuesday Initiative", which resulted in a 3.7% increase in office snacks.
• Developed a comprehensive guide to the proper use of the office coffee machine, reducing complaints by 2.1%.
• Hosted the department's first-ever "Casual Friday" which resulted in a 1.9% decrease in productivity (but hey, it was worth it).

Areas for Improvement:

We've identified a few areas where we can do better:

• Reducing the number of "emergencies" requiring a fire drill by 0.5%.
• Increasing the number of "I'm not sure what I'm doing" moments by 2.5%.
• Developing a system to deal with the impending "Socks in the break room drawer" crisis.

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