Press Release Timeline for the Deputy Minister of Related but Not as Important Issues

Here is the list of recent and not-so-recent press releases from the department of Deputy Minister of Related but Not as Important Issues.

Press Release Date	Press Release Title
2023-02-27	"The Sky Is Not Falling, But Our Paperclips Are": Deputy Minister Announces Plans for More Efficient Stapler Usage
2023-02-13	Deputy Minister Reveals New Strategy to Reduce Meetings by 30% Through Mandatory Use of Zoom
2023-01-30	Deputy Minister Unveils New Departmental Logo, Featuring a Pencil in a Chair Holding a Stapler

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