The Utterly Unremarkable Design Philosophy

As our team of highly trained, yet utterly unremarkable designers, we've come to a few conclusions about the nature of aesthetics.

We believe that good design is 90% content, 10% whitespace, and 100% unnecessary.

Our design philosophy is built around the following core principles:

1. Overuse of Bright Colors
2. Bad Grammar is Our Friend
3. Obtrusive Shadows Everywhere