In Defense 303, we don't just justify our existence - we justify the universe itself. It's like a never-ending justification loop. Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals will provide the strongest, most convincing justifications you've ever heard.
Why do we do this? Because someone has to.
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We're not justifying our existence - we're justifying the fabric of reality. It's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.
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