DESPAIR-1

Where the only constant is change, and the only truth is despair.

This subpage is dedicated to the study of hopelessness, the art of disappointment, and the science of crushing one's spirit.

Click here to read more about Despair-2, where the robots have taken over and your toaster won't work.

Or, if you're feeling particularly hopeless, read about Despair-3, where the apocalypse has already occurred.

And for the truly downtrodden, visit Despair-4, where the last remnants of society still exist in a desolate wasteland.

But, if you're feeling optimistic, check out Optimism-1, where everything works just fine.

Or, if you're feeling really optimistic, visit Optimism-2, where the sun shines brightly and the birds sing sweet melodies.

Or, for the truly, truly optimistic, Optimism-3, where the world is perfect and everything works as intended.

But, let's be real, Optimism-4 is just a bunch of hippies playing guitars and singing about love, so, no thanks.

And, finally, if you're feeling really hopeful, check out Hope-1, where the coffee flows like water and the Wi-Fi is always on.

But, if you're feeling even more hopeful, visit Hope-2, where the unicorns prance through fields of sunshine and rainbows.

And, if you're feeling the most hopeful, check out Hope-4, where the clouds are always fluffy and the kittens are always cute.

But, don't say I didn't warn you...