Desperate Derelicts of Despair is a community of individuals who have reached the depths of desperation, but not without a hint of humor.
Our members are experts in the art of waiting for the apocalypse, while secretly hoarding all the cheese.
We have reached a critical juncture in our existence, and the only thing that can save us is the knowledge of our impending doom, and a good gouda.
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