Welcome to the Desperate Derelicts of Despair: Desperate Derelicts of Despair Part 2: The Sequel. Because, honestly, the first one wasn't enough. We've been stuck in this existential void for years, and it's getting old.
In this installment, we delve deeper into the abyss of our own making. We explore the depths of our own desperation, and the despair that follows.
Join us as we wallow in our own misery, and try to find some fleeting sense of purpose in a world that seems determined to drive us all mad.
Or, you know, just come here for the free Wi-Fi. We hear it's really slow, but it'll distract you from your existential crises.
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