Tired of swiping through apps with the hopelessly hopeless? Do you find love in the most unlikely of places? Welcome to Desperate Romance, where the only people who are not completely hopeless are the ones who are here.
Our users are not your average, functioning adults. They're the ones who still live in their parent's basement, still play video games for 12 hours a day, and still wear the same stained t-shirt from high school.
But don't worry, we've got just the thing for you! Our patented " Desperation Algorithm" matches you with the most compatible of the unlikeliest of candidates.
Overly Overwhelmed - Where our most anxious users come to vent about their crippling anxiety over their dating lives.
Romance in the Dark - For those who've given up on love and are now just looking for someone to share a pizza with.
Desperate Measures - Where our users will try ANYTHING for love, including but not limited to, selling their kidney, buying a timeshare, or eating a bug.