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Our Methods

We use a combination of nuclear reactors, space-age farming equipment, and highly trained team of highly irradiated farmhands to cultivate the most toxic crops in the galaxy.

Toxic crop

Our Story

It all started with a simple idea: "Why settle for boring old organic produce when you can have radioactive carrots?"

Fast forward to today, and we're the leading supplier of radioactive produce to the galaxy's most discerning chefs.