A club for people who are not picky, but also not picky enough
Where every meal is a gamble, and you're not even sure what you're getting
Today's specials:
Don't forget to tip your server, or else!
Unless you're one of the 5% who didn't get the bill.
So we can improve our lack of service.
Or, you know, just read this paragraph
We're not really sure, but we're pretty sure it's a story.