It was the best of times, it was the worst of times... for our quantum computers. They were the most advanced, the most powerful, the most utterly exasperating machines we'd ever built.
The scientists at Who Could Have Thought tried their best to predict the outcome, but even they didn't expect the sheer magnitude of the disaster that unfolded.
The computers, once hailed as the pinnacle of human ingenuity, began to malfunction in ways both Quantum Leap of Faith and Quantum Suicides Note.
It's a cautionary tale of what happens when you try to push the boundaries of science without first checking the user manual.
Or, you know, just use some common sense.