Disclaimer Disclaimers and Legal Mumbo-Jumbo

By visiting this website, you are agreeing to the following:

I, the website owner, am not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of the F5 key.
I, the website owner, do not endorse or condone the consumption of nachos while browsing this site.
I, the website owner, am not liable for any lost productivity caused by reading this site during work hours.
I, the website owner, reserve the right to change these disclaimers at whim, without notice, or while yelling "Surprise!"

You have been warned.