Disclaimer Disclaimers and Legal Mumbo-Jumbo
By visiting this website, you are agreeing to the following:
- I, the website owner, am not responsible for any damage caused by excessive use of the F5 key.
- I, the website owner, do not endorse or condone the consumption of nachos while browsing this site.
- I, the website owner, am not liable for any lost productivity caused by reading this site during work hours.
- I, the website owner, reserve the right to change these disclaimers at whim, without notice, or while yelling "Surprise!"
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