What We Collect
We collect all your data. Like, all of it. Your browsing history, your cat's dental records, your secret crushes... it's all here.
How We Use Your Data (or don't)
We use it to create more bureaucracy. Because, honestly, that's what we're here for. Don't worry, we're not selling it to the highest bidder. Unless... unless that bidder is the government. In which case, we'll sell it all.