Distractification: The Art of Distracting Oneself

Are you tired of being productive? Do you find yourself stuck in an endless loop of tasks and deadlines? Welcome to Distractification Techniques - the art of intentionally distracting oneself from the monotony of modern life.

Techniques:

• Doodle Logic - a method for creating intricate doodles to represent your thoughts
• Philosophical Navel Gazing - the art of contemplating the meaninglessness of life while staring at your navel
• Eternal Scrolling - the thrill of scrolling through social media for hours on end
• Squirrel Watching - the ancient art of observing squirrels for hours on end
• Pretending to Work - a technique for fooling your coworkers and yourself