The Blank Stare Technique: Where the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing Meets the Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Learn the secrets of the Blank Stare Technique, a time-tested method for doing absolutely nothing with absolute precision.

Developed by the great philosopher, Blank Stare Kevin, this technique has been hailed as a revolutionary approach to productivity.

Step 1: Remove all Distractions

Clear the room, silence your phone, and lock the door. You're about to enter the vortex of nothingness.

• Remove all social media tabs
• Turn off notifications
• Install a website blocker
• Call your mom and tell her you're busy (but not too busy)

Step 2: Focus on Nothingness

Stare intensely at a blank wall, a blank sheet of paper, or your own reflection. The longer, the better.

• Practice your best "stare face"
• Develop a meditation practice to enhance your stare
• Learn to breathe through your nose
• Don't blink (it's a waste of time)

And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be a master of the Blank Stare Technique in no time. Learn advanced techniques here or explore other techniques in the Doing Nothing family.