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Scorched Earths Flaming Hot Cheetos
Inferno Inducement (Szechuan-Style)
Disclaimer: Do not eat anything that's been sitting on the counter for more than 4 hours. Seriously, that's disgusting.
Disclaimer 2: If you're allergic to pain, do not attempt any of these recipes. We're talking lawyers, here.