Inferno-Inducement Recipe: A Guide to Cooking with Fire

Warning: Do not try this at home. Or, you know, at work. Or anywhere near flammable materials.

Step 1: Gather ingredients:

• 1 cup of gasoline
• 1 cup of lighter fluid
• 1 cup of dry ice

Step 2: Combine ingredients in a large, fireproof bowl:

Step 3: Stir counterclockwise while reciting an incantation of your choice:

Incantation of the Damned

Step 4: Pour mixture into a 9x13 inch baking dish:

Step 5: Set dish on fire and enjoy the inferno:

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