Plate Overflow

Warning: Plate Overflow is a serious condition where the number of plates on your table is greater than the number of chairs at your table.

Symptoms: Your table is overflowing with plates, your family is arguing, and your cat is judging you.

Causes: Too many plates, too little table, too much food, too little self-control.

Treatment: Get more chairs, eat more slowly, or just pretend you're a fancy restaurant and call it a "tapas table".

Subpages:

• Plateception: The Plate Overflow's Worst Nightmare
• Plateception 2: The Plateceptioner's Revenge