Chapter 1: Mastering the Art of Sudden Violence
When dealing with the uninitiated, it's best to keep things simple.
- Start with a strong jab to the face.
- Follow up with a hook to the gut.
- Kick them while they're down.
Chapter 2: Deflecting the Attack
You can't always be on the offensive.
- Learn to parry and riposte with the best of them.
- Use your opponent's aggression against them.
- Make them question their life choices.
Remember, it's all about misdirection.
Note: These advanced techniques are only available to members of the Cayenne Street Fighters Guild. If you're not a member, don't bother trying.