The Flaming Souffle: A Recipe for Self-Destructive Behavior

For those seeking a culinary experience that will leave you questioning life choices, look no further than the Flaming Souffle.

Purpose:

To intentionally create a dish that will induce a state of existential dread, forcing the consumer to confront the meaninglessness of existence.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of desperation
• 1/2 cup of regret
• 1/4 cup of self-pity
• 1 dash of reckless abandon
• 1 pinch of hopelessness

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a bowl, stirring counterclockwise for 17 minutes to maximize the sense of impending doom.
2. Place mixture on the kitchen table, where it will inevitably attract flies and a sense of unease.
3. Set the mixture ablaze, watching as it consumes everything in its path, including your sense of purpose.

Side Effects:

May include:

• Severe stomach discomfort
• Existential crisis
• Temporary loss of appetite for meaningful activities

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• Existential Crisis Salad
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