Dodging the Zombie Boss

A Survival Guide

Warning: The Zombie Boss is a formidable foe, with a taste for human brains and a penchant for destruction. To survive, you must be quick on your feet (or should we say, on your toes?).

Here are the steps to follow:

• Run away from the Zombie Boss as fast as you can. Literally, it's the only thing you can do.
• Distract the Zombie Boss with a well-placed trombone solo. The undead can't resist the sweet sounds of jazz.
• Use your wits to reason with the Zombie Boss. Explain to him that there's still hope, that there's still a cure for the zombie virus, and that he can be a functioning member of society once more (just don't expect it to work).

But wait, there's more!

Want to learn more about the Zombie Boss's motivations? Click here to find out what drove him to a life of flesh-eating madness.

Or perhaps you're more interested in how to fend off hordes of regular zombies? Check out our Zombie Fighting 101 page for more information.

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