The 10 Techniques of Doing Absolutely Nothing
The Ancient Art of Procrastination
The Technique of Staring Blankly into Space
The Art of Watching an Entire Season of a TV Show in One Sitting
The Method of Bingeing on Caffeine and Sugar
The Strategy of Pretending to be Busy While Actually Doing Absolutely Nothing
The Tactic of Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing while Appearig Productive
The Technique of Creating a To-Do List and Then Failing to Do Anything on It
The Method of Playing Video Games for Hours on End
The Strategy of Declaring Your Room a "Zone of Focus" and Refusing to Enter
The Ultimate Technique of Doing Absolutely Nothing: The Art of the "Sudden Vanishing Act"