Technique 3-1: The Ancient Craft of Procrastination
A delicate art form that involves delaying tasks indefinitely, often with the aid of cat videos.
Subtechnique 4-2: The Master of the Multitasking Minimalist
A variation of the above, but with the added twist of doing multiple tasks that serve no purpose whatsoever.
Subsubtechnique 3-3: The Zen of Doing Nothing
A meditational approach to the craft, where one focuses on not-doing, and achieves a state of pure nothingness.
Subsubtechnique 4-3: The Science of Averting Responsibility
A scientific approach to the art of doing nothing, where one studies the intricacies of blame-shifting and task-avoidance.