Technique 1: The Ancient Art of Procrastination

Step 1: Clear the workspace of any clutter, distractions, and unnecessary items.

Step 2: Find a comfortable position, preferably on the couch, with snacks within arm's reach.

Step 3: Focus on something, anything, that requires minimal effort.

Example: Watch cat videos, play solitaire, or practice your best "I'm bored" face in the mirror.

Learn more about the Intermediate Procrastination Techniques, where you'll discover the secrets of doing absolutely nothing for extended periods.