The Ancient Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Technique #5: The Master of Procrastination

Also known as "I'll get right on it... eventually."

This technique involves setting a timer for 10 minutes, then promptly checking your phone for 5 whole minutes, only to forget what you were doing.

It's a delicate balance between productivity and utter despair.

Try it out and see how many hours you can waste in a row.

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Or, you know, just do something completely different. We won't judge.

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