Stop Pretending
When it comes to productivity, it's not about being a functioning member of society. No, it's about doing the bare minimum to minimalist-ly avoid responsibility.
Take, for example, the art of doing laundry. It's not about folding the towels into neat little rectangles. It's about tossing them into a drawer, where they'll inevitably get lost under a pile of socks.
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