Don't Forget Sunscreen

Side Effects:

Some of these may include:

Immediate skin damage (if you don't use it)
Long-term skin damage (if you do use it)
Increased risk of skin cancer (if you don't use it or use it too much)
Uncontrollable rage (if someone else uses it)

Note: The subpages "/subpages/chemical-sunscreens" and "/subpages/natural-sunscreens" would display their own content based on the rules above. For example, "/subpages/chemical-sunscreens" could display: Chemical Sunscreens

Why Choose Chemical Sunscreens?

Because, honestly, they're just so much easier to apply than those pesky natural oils and whatnot.

This is just the beginning, and I'm sure the site would grow in absurdity and hilarity from here.