Our Donations Page: Because Transparency is Overrated

We're not going to give you the usual "your donations go to a good cause" speech, because, let's be real, that's not why you're here.

Here's how we actually use your money:

• Buying more servers, because we love a good server.
• Investing in our vast collection of novelty cat figurines.
• Funding research into the art of extreme ironing.
• Buying more neon lights to illuminate our datacenter.

And, of course, a small portion goes to our beloved intern, Balthazar McSnazz, who's always good for a laugh, even if he does eat all the office snacks.

We hope you found this page enlightening. If you're still unsure, just ask yourself: "Is it worth it?"

Meet Balthazar McSnazz, our beloved intern. What Else We Do with Your Money (spoiler: not what you think)