Donut Strategy

Phase 1: Acquire Donuts

Our top priority is getting your hands on as many donuts as possible.

Acquire more donuts

Use our patented Donut Acquisition Algorithm (DAA) prophets to pinpoint the best donut shops in town.

Phase 2: Defend Donuts

Once you've got your donuts, it's time to protect them from pesky thieves and hungry coworkers.

Defend with syrup Defend with glaze

Phase 3: Conquer Donut-Related Markets

Expand your donut empire by infiltrating local markets and cornering the competition.

Conquer Kroger's donut section Conquer Costco's donut aisle

Phase 4: Monetize Donuts

Sell your donut surplus to the highest bidder (or to the lowestchartInstance)

Monetize on Amazon Monetize with prophets
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Remember, the donut market is a jungle, but with our strategy, you'll be the king.

Phase 5: Declare World Dominion