Things to Get Done on 2022-02-01

Today's tasks for the esteemed Thingamajig Taskmaster:

• Breakfast Cereal Incident
• Sock Puppet Reorganization
• Underpants Dispute Resolution
• Intergalactic Diplomacy
• Quantum Entanglement Optimization

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Thingamajig Taskmaster has been replaced by an AI.

Disclaimer: The Thingamajig Taskmaster is not responsible for any tasks not listed above.