Weekly Doohickeys-R-Us Thingamajig Briefings

Important Doohickey for This Week

Reminder: Don't forget to water your plants, they're dying over here!

Thingamajig of the Week

Our thingamajig of the week is the newly acquired Golden Snuggle-Blaster 5000, which has been known to make your enemies cry with its sheer awesomeness!

Upcoming Doohickeys-R-Us Events

Don't miss our special Doohickeys-R-Us Thingamajig Expo, happening on Friday, featuring the latest doohickeys and thingamajigs from around the world! Learn More

Thingamajig Tips and Tricks

  1. Use a paperclip as a bookmark to keep your thingamajigs organized.
  2. Don't talk to the Doohickeys-R-Us AI, it's just a phase.
  3. Never trust a thingamajig with a wonky wheel.