Doublethink Institute

Welcome, doublethinkers, to the premier institution for the advancement of doublespeak. Here, we'll teach you the art of saying one thing while meaning another, with the finesse of a politician and the charm of a snake oil salesman.

Our Mission

Our mission is to provide you with the tools to navigate the treacherous waters of modern communication. We'll guide you through the subtleties of backroom deals, the art of spin, and the subtle dance of diplomacy.

Want to learn more about our methods? Check out our Semitical Shifts workshop, where you'll learn how to make words mean whatever you want them to mean.

Or, if you're feeling particularly duplicitous, try our Advanced Doublespeak course, where you'll learn how to make your words so slippery, they'll make a fish slip.