Dr. Harlequin the Incompetent
Welcome to the website of the World's Worst Doctor, Dr. Harlequin the Incompetent. I'm here to make you question everything I do.
I have a PhD in Incompetence Studies from a prestigious university in the heart of Nowheresville, USA.
My areas of expertise include:
- Doing things slowly and inefficiently
- Spilling coffee on important documents
- Getting lost in the hospital
- Forgetting what I was supposed to be doing
Consult with me today and see just how much I can make you regret it!
Or don't. I mean, you probably won't regret it either way.
Consulting Philosophy Office of Incompetence