Dr. Johnson's Laboratory

Secret Experiments Gone Wrong

Dr. Johnson is still trying to perfect his latest invention: a machine that turns thoughts into actual chickens.

Current Status: Check Progress

Eureka Moments

Progress Update: Dr. Johnson's Chicken-Maker

Progress Update

As of today, the Chicken-Maker has successfully turned 3 thoughts into actual chickens, but only 2 have survived the 5-minute test period.

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Survival Rates: Dr. Johnson's Chicken-Maker

Survival Rates

Chicken-Maker Survival Rate: 66.67%

Thought-to-Chicken Conversion Rate: 75%

Eureka! Moments: Dr. Johnson's Laboratory

Eureka! Moments

The Moment of Truth

Accidents with the Chicken-Maker