It started with a single drop of water. Just one little droplet, but it was the beginning of the end. The end of sanity, of hope, of all that's good in this world.
Now, we're all drowning in a sea of despair. The water's up to our eyeballs, and we can't even remember how to swim.
But, hey, at least we're all in this together. A collective sinking ship of desperation and dread.
Want to see the stats?
Here they are. Or, if you're feeling particularly hopeless, here are some memes. And if all else fails, have a look at our Last Rites for Hope service.