Today's Despair Quotient: 99%
According to our patented Despair-o-Meter, the ocean of hopelessness has reached a critical level of 99.9%.
Top 5 Causes of Despair
- 1. Existential Questions (23.4%)
- 2. Uncertainty About Socks (18.6%)
- 3. Overuse of Emojis (15.2%)
- 4. Underutilization of Snacks (12.1%)
- 5. Ineptitude in Communication (9.4%)
Top 5 Effects of Despair
- 1. Cripping Anxiety (42.1%)
- 2. Paralyzing Self-Doubt (31.9%)
- 3. Chronic Wool Gathering (18.5%)
- 4. Terminal Existential Angst (12.3%)
- 5. Terminal Chronic Tedium (6.5%)